ONLY PUT ONE OF THESE IN YOUR CART FOR THE BOGO - EITHER BITCH OR JERK.
IF YOU PUT BITCH IN YOUR CART AND CHECK OUT, YOU'LL GET JERK FOR FREE.
IF YOU PUT JERK IN YOUR CART AND CHECK OUT, YOU'LL GET BITCH FOR FREE.
IF YOU PUT BOTH IN YOUR CART YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR BOTH AND GET A FREE SET OF BITCH AND JERK. I DO NOT OFFER REFUNDS.
The brothers lovingly call each other these beautiful names!
Sam is called Bitch. Dean is called Jerk.
Both made of resin to simulate fire opal and foil glass.
Both are wire wrapped to steampunk gears.
Bitch has a gorgeous AB clear crystal and Jerk has a beautiful dark green crystal.
They come on 18” chains. If you need a different length or would like them in an accessible style (without clasps on a beaded collar) please message me with a custom order request BEFORE purchasing.
3-5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
All custom orders must be paid for within 48 hours of listing creation. If item is not paid for at that time, the listing will be moved to the shop for sale to the general public.
One Hit Wonders are not eligible for exchange or refund. If there is an issue with your item, please contact me and we can correct any problems.
Coupons cannot be used towards gift certificates, fundraiser pieces, bottles, custom orders, subscription purchases or items already discounted
Gift certificates cannot be used to buy fundraiser pieces or additional gift certificates.
Standard processing time for an item is 3 weeks. Each piece is made to order and requires at least three weeks to be made.
If order contains multiple items, it may require extra days.
Please note that choosing priority mail or express only changes how quickly your item arrives once it's been shipped - it doesn't change the processing time.
If you need your item faster than the indicated processing time, you must contact me to let me know and you will be charged a $10 expedited processing fee. If the fee isn't paid, the item will not be expedited.
PLEASE NOTE SOMETIMES ITEMS MAY BE DELAYED DUE TO MY WORKING AT CONVENTIONS. MY CON SCHEDULE IS AT WWW.ELDWENNESFANTASY.COM
Once a package is brought to the post office for shipping, it is, quite literally, out of my hands. You must open a claim with the post office.
If packages and mail are stolen/missing from you frequently, I recommend purchasing insurance and a signature confirmation for your items in my shop. The post office will be able to help you get reimbursed in these instances.
I am not responsible for replacing or refunding or offering an exchange on items that are lost by the post office or stolen from your shipping address.
Once a package is brought to the post office for shipping, it is, quite literally, out of my hands. You must open a claim with the post office and proper authorities.
If your packages and mail are tampered with frequently, or if this is a concern you have, I recommend purchasing insurance and a signature confirmation for your items in my shop. The post office will be able to help you get reimbursed in these instances.
I am not responsible for replacing or refunding or offering an exchange on packages that appear to be tampered with. It is the customer's responsibility to file a claim with the post office and other proper authorities.